![]() Don’t question it or ask if he needs someone to walk him home. Home AloneĨ. Maybe you’ve spotted your next door neighbor’s child by himself several blocks from his home in the middle of the night. Home Aloneħ. The average attendance for a mass choir performance at a large church is around 8 people. Instead, just remember your family that you destroyed using dark magic. Whatever you do, don’t let them know the situation and ask for help. Let’s also say you come across a group of adults that live down the street from you. Home AloneĦ. Let’s say you overheard some criminals discussing how they’re going to break into your home. You have a party to attend, and he’s probably not about to get attacked by a pair of criminals. Even if he gave you his home address, don’t let the authorities know. Home Aloneĥ. Also, if a minor informs you that his entire family is missing and begs for you to help bring them back followed by him wandering into the darkness alone, don’t trouble yourself with following up. Only wear your Santa clothes including the fake beard and hat. If you work at a store as Santa, don’t bring a change of clothes for when you leave. Instead, crawl into the back of a moving van with seven strange men in matching clothes. Home Aloneģ. The next time you can’t get a flight, don’t rent a car of your own to get home. Ignore all natural instincts and assume he faked all of those things. If you saw a house full of people partying one night and then witnessed a murder the next day, but it’s followed by a kid cutting down a tree, the first thing you should suspect is that it’s an elaborate hoax put together by the child. Don’t worry though, he won’t call the police or report the incident to a supervisor. Here are 15 life lessons I learned from Home Alone.ġ. A fun prank is to give a pizza delivery guy a terrible tip and then make him think you’re a psychopath who’s trying to murder him. It was the defining movie of my childhood. If you watched it as many times growing up as I did, this comes as no surprise. Actually there’s a lot of things I’ve learned from it. I’ve discussed things that bothered me about it and things that I’ve learned from it. ![]()
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